Foxtel lady:
Hello, can I start with your name?
Me:
It's Jessica-
Foxtel lady:
Faaaantastic. And your date of birth?
Me:
11th January 1985. Listen-
Foxtel lady:
Faaaaantastic. And I see you've already disconnected your account?
Me:
Yes. I-
Foxtel lady:
Faaaantastic. We have a courier booked for you, but I can see that he hasn't received the box yet?
Me:
Yes. I was calling to say that I had booked a 7-9 slot, but it's now 10 and he's not here yet because I guess he got mauled by a bunch of tigers on the way over here.
Foxtel lady:
Faaaaantastic. Let me just book another day for you.
