hi, i'm jessicatron.

The story goes something like this: I wanted the ACNE pistols but I was supes (I’m going to start using supes for super. For no reason) concerned about … the shoe.

Let me give you a bit of a back story: I have MASSIVE calf muscles. I am not German. Or very athletic. I was just cursed with massive calf muscles. And I hate them. So when a woman walks by me with the most gorgeous, slender, long legs - I want to die. But then I realise, I shouldn’t hate on my legs. They allow me to walk and run and jump. And accidentally kick my husband in the face whilst having the marital’s. 

Can’t be all bad.

I usually steer clear of anything that is cut at the ankle or that has an ankle strap. So I was concerned that my legs were just going to look like drumsticks in these boots.  And I was more concerned that I’d have to spend the $460 or so to find that out and send them back, heartbroken. So I decided on the complete copycat and supes cheap version - the Tony Bianco Alexa. Black.

And I freaking love them. They’re the right height. They’re comfy. They kinda slip on the floor and they kinda stained my beige carpet when I was testing them out (which I’ve been cleaning for like, the past 6 hours), but they are really fantastic. And the picture doesn’t do them much justice, either. But I guess black never really translates well on screen.

I would REALLY love to buy the pistols. But that can wait until I get to Europe.

x

P.S Oh yes, for those lookin’ for the TB bday code, it’s FEBFUN. Happy Christmas, from me. xx